The usefulness of musicians and the purpose of work. The expanse of creativity and the soul connection. The grubbing of egocentric shortcomings and incompetence rewarded. The thinking that musicians are here to entertain you and the perpetuation of nonsense is at an end. Playing other creations as an end goal, the performance of works forContinue reading “It’s what we do.”
Author Archives: Ebbanoxious Guitar Lessons
Music: In Theory and Practice
Wanna be a bar star?
The post reflects on the struggles of being a local cover band musician, highlighting the emotional toll of performing for apathetic crowds and toxic band dynamics. It delves into the disillusionment that can arise when music becomes a job rather than a passion, emphasizing the importance of maintaining artistic integrity amidst commercial demands.
What to Expect in Your First Month of Guitar Lessons
Starting guitar lessons as an adult — or getting back into it after years away — can feel a little intimidating. You don’t know what a first lesson looks like, whether you’ll be judged for what you don’t know yet, or how quickly you’re supposed to improve. Here’s a realistic picture of what the firstContinue reading “What to Expect in Your First Month of Guitar Lessons”
How to Choose an Online Guitar Teacher
Choosing an online guitar teacher requires careful consideration. Key factors include personalized lesson plans aligned with your goals, a balanced approach to technique and theory, and demonstrated teaching styles through video samples. Additionally, seek real, detailed reviews from students, ensure the teacher accommodates your skill level, and verify clear pricing upfront.
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Transform Your Guitar Skills with an Experienced Teacher
Adapts to each individual student. Focused on developing your tone, musicality, and self expression. Clear diagrams. No dumb questions. – Kelvin R. (May 2024, Thumbtack) I highly recommend Chris as a guitar teacher. He is patient and works with you until he feels you have mastered the guitar skill that you’re learning before moving onContinue reading “Transform Your Guitar Skills with an Experienced Teacher”
Alchemical Artistry
Think of it: you’re in the studio or at the canvas, alone. That riff you’re chasing? Or that shade you’re mixing? It’s not “inspiration”—it’s the unconscious bubbling up. Jung called art a “periscope” for what’s hidden—your psyche’s way of saying, “Hey, look at this.” For musicians, it’s the melody that hits from nowhere, like aContinue reading “Alchemical Artistry”
The slow, private victory of being real.
Creativity as its own reward isn’t just a feel-good line. It’s the whole damn engine. When you’re in that studio or at the easel, no one’s watching. No metrics, no streams, no likes ticking up. Just you, the mess, and that slow burn: “This note feels wrong—wait, no, it feels alive.” Or “This red’s tooContinue reading “The slow, private victory of being real.”
The CAGED System
Tried this yet? Heard of it? “Learn the guitar neck!” Based on the few basic chord shapes of C, A, G, E, G and D this “system” sets up a basis for a novice or simple application player to gain ability without much investment, and this appeals to the teachers that never did the workContinue reading “The CAGED System”
Creating an Astral Environment
Contemplate the idea that creating a piece of music is like establishing a realm or reality in the astral plane because people use it in their imaginations and thoughts and it shapes their environment, versus trying to replicate it by playing it. That’s a beautiful way to frame it. When you create a piece ofContinue reading “Creating an Astral Environment”
Learn a riff or a song, you’ve accomplished nothing, no creative imagination experience involved.
The content emphasizes the distinction between interpreting existing music and creating original work. While covers teach technical skills, true creativity emerges from personal expression, experimentation, and breaking the rules. Mastery of technique lays the foundation for innovation, allowing artists to develop their unique voice rather than merely imitating others.
Creativity as a Symbiotic Relationship
Symbiotic relationships, encompassing mutualism, commensalism, and parasitism, can be analyzed through thought experiments that explore how cooperation and dependency evolve among species. These scenarios illustrate the delicate balance and transformative potential of these interactions in nature and ideation.
String bending! With two strings, two fingers and some photos!
Creativity is its own reward!
Letting music flow through you can be so rewarding, can’t it? Whether you’re strumming a guitar, composing a melody, or just letting the rhythm take over, it’s like a conversation with your soul. Are you thinking about performing, creating, or maybe just jamming to some tunes? What’s got you inspired? Focusing on your own inspirationContinue reading “Creativity is its own reward!”
Background on Lunar Shift and Water Availability
The term “lunar shift” is not standard but likely refers to a significant change in the Moon’s orbit or gravitational influence, potentially altering Earth’s tides, climate patterns, and water distribution. The Moon’s current orbit affects tides through gravitational pull, with high and low tides occurring twice daily due to its 27-day orbit around Earth [InstituteContinue reading “Background on Lunar Shift and Water Availability”
Incoming thoughts and a gradual shift toward a new terraform as we prepare for what’s next
An extrapolation to some of my thought experiments fleshed out as provided by ai/grok Desalination could be a viable option for addressing water availability issues post-lunar shift, but its environmental implications and feasibility depend on several factors. A lunar shift—assuming it refers to a significant change in the Moon’s orbit or gravitational influence—could disrupt Earth’sContinue reading “Incoming thoughts and a gradual shift toward a new terraform as we prepare for what’s next”
A Sound Design journey from 1995 through to the millennium! Akai S-2000 to the rescue?
Comparing the Akai S2000 and Turtle Beach Monterey, they’re pretty different animals. The Akai S2000, released around ’95, is a rackmount sampler with 2 megabytes of base RAM, expandable to 32 megabytes, and it handles sampling at 22 to 44.1 kilohertz in mono or stereo, 16- or 8-bit. You could load samples, edit them withContinue reading “A Sound Design journey from 1995 through to the millennium! Akai S-2000 to the rescue?”
Ai, “Grok” and workflow vs being capable of writing
I’ve recently started using the ai app Grok, and this much is certain: it totally helps assist in troubleshooting as well as research and referencing. The symbiotic relationship is divided into a summation of thought experiments, as inducted by, then this is grown from the initial question, based on ideas by me. ^ And here’sContinue reading “Ai, “Grok” and workflow vs being capable of writing”
Sound Design before I used the Akai S-2000 (1996-99)
Comparing the Turtle Beach Monterey workflow to the Korg wavestate SE, it’s night and day in terms of flexibility and immediacy. With the Monterey-basically the Tahiti sound card paired with the Rio MIDI daughterboard-you were working in a ‘90s PC environment. You’d load or edit samples using clunky Windows software like WaveSculpt, where you couldContinue reading “Sound Design before I used the Akai S-2000 (1996-99)”
Wavetable Synthesis and thirty years later! My current workflow compared to what I worked on during the mid 1995-1996!
The Turtle Beach wave table synthesizer you’re thinking of could be the Monterey, which was a combo of the Tahiti sound card and the Rio MIDI daughterboard, released around 1994. The Tahiti was a high-end card with 18-bit digital audio converters and a Motorola 56001 DSP, but it didn’t have onboard synthesis. Instead, it usedContinue reading “Wavetable Synthesis and thirty years later! My current workflow compared to what I worked on during the mid 1995-1996!”
A Dom7 double bends, blues rock, Mixolydian
How to Read Music, and why!
These facts speak to this question. JIMI Hendrix did not read music and did not study western music theory. Edward Van Halen did not read music and won piano competitions at an early age. Ever heard of them? Starting out a student with a mandatory curriculum of reading staff is one sure fire method ofContinue reading “How to Read Music, and why!”
Advanced Composition & Improvisation Skills
A Parking Equation, as related to the nature of musical composition with an overview of a Linguistics Practice This is because of the shade provided by some trees, a common goal with the sunshine heating up the parked cars as it does. this is fine, until another car arrives and parks between myself and theContinue reading “Advanced Composition & Improvisation Skills”
Selective Learning and the lasting results of loyal muscle memory
Once upon a time… a lot of young and inexperienced teachers, new and experienced students are in the clutches of unwise instruction based on learning vast amounts of misleading and seemingly practical repetitious efforts that can do almost nothing for the creative and the muse, along with all the offspring and outputs to come! WhatContinue reading “Selective Learning and the lasting results of loyal muscle memory”
How the musical brain works, linguistics et al
As a student of western music theory and its applications for almost five decades I have recently come to experience a transference of “music” related concepts appearing in other daily applications mentally followed by verbal. As theory follows music, not vice versa. Words are naturally being used more frequently in variations similar to methods ofContinue reading “How the musical brain works, linguistics et al”
Practice! You will only improve, without it, you will not.
Downward slant, alternate picking 4’s
Master Guitar Skills with Creative Techniques
To enhance skills with the guitar, a strong desire for creative experience is essential. Embrace the tactile connection through regular playing and tuning. Focus on goals while exploring chord shapes and sound patterns, using imagination to manipulate pitches. Cultivating inspiration encourages a deeper relationship with the instrument. Keep playing!
A minor, C Major, E Major, D Major and open strings
Time Displacement Theory
After dialing in a sense of timing, the ability to play behind/on/ahead of “the beat”, phrasing can develop. A useful tool that helps with this is the Metronome.
4’s w 5 NoTeS oN 2 STRiNGS – LeGaTo & STaCaTo
AUM CoRD
BiG MaYBe
PiCKiNG 2-STRiNG aRPeGGioS FaST!
TRiaDiC DiaToNiC aRPeGGioS iN C MaJoR
MaJoR SCaLeS iN TWeLVe KeYS
Playing with Patterns
The focus of musical development should initially be on understanding intervals and essential elements like “The Modes” to build a strong foundation. Knowledge of an instrument and consistent practice, including scales, finger exercises, and rhythmic training, is crucial. Arranging by pattern and improvisation, paired with a background in music theory, leads to new creative opportunities. Building muscle memory through practice is essential. To progress efficiently and avoid correcting bad muscle memory, consistent practice and seeking guidance for overcoming plateaus are key. For guitar enthusiasts at all levels, reaching out for personalized guidance can lead to significant breakthroughs in playing skills.
BaSiC DaiLY RouTiNe WaRM uP
STRiNGSeTS MaJoR TRiaDS CYCLe oF FouRTHS
STRiNG CHaNGe, FiRST FLoYD RoSe, DeeTS
TiGeR V gets its stripes!!!
I purchased a used 2015? Jackson “Randy Rhoads” RR1, “Made in USA” by the Jackson/Fender Custom Shop. It came with a Metallic Black Poly finish, and had a few large dings on the top fin. I decided to go ahead with my plans of making it look exactly like the Custom Shop Tiger painted RRContinue reading “TiGeR V gets its stripes!!!”
Protected: B Locrian Mode
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Protected: A Aeolian Mode
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Protected: G Mixolydian Mode
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Protected: F Lydian Mode
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Protected: E Phrygian Mode
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Protected: D Dorian Mode
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Protected: C Major scales, chords, alternate picked.
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LeGaTo WoRKSHeeT, or with a pick, STaCaTo
LoCKiNG FLoYD RoSe FiRST STRiNG CHaNGe & SaDDLe
16ths HiGH SPeeD oPeN STRiNG LeGaTo & PiCK
Numbers and Letters
Music theory explains the building blocks of music. Each pitch is assigned a number, with 8 being the octave of 1. Inversions add up to 9, such as 1=8, 2=7, and 3=6. The “3” is the “Third”, which when combined with letters becomes a musical note. Letters A-G, including sharps and flats, are used in music. A# is equivalent to Bb, known as “Enharmonic”. A Major consists of specific notes with defined steps between them. It is essential to learn the notes on the fingerboard early on. The next step involves learning about chords and scales.
TWo FiNGeRS TWo STRiNGS
ToNiC A – MoDeS
CHoRDS & MoDeS
DiMiNiSHeD iNTRo
Slide Finger Asc Dsc Legato
Quads Patterns Even 4’s Dsc Asc
Some FuLL DiMiNiSHeD arpeggios & scales
Half-Diminished Mode LoCRiaN
Relaxed grip on your pick!
Practice Your Guitar!
The content emphasizes efficient practice and muscle memory for musical skills. It advises against time-wasting activities and stresses hands-on practice, integrating diverse routines, and maintaining a relaxed yet focused demeanor.
Four Fingers & Triplets, with Legato, please.
Getting better faster and spending less time correcting bad muscle memory.
Practicing tedious scales, memorizing patterns and chord shapes 1 2 3*4 5 6 7*8 1 3 5 1 b3 5 1 3 +5 1b3 b5 For example, DORIAN MODE: 2 3*4 5 6 7*8 1 (DEFGABCD) 1 2*3 4 5 6*7 8 (DEFGABCD) C Major CDEFGABC has a “d” ii CHORD: d f a, 1Continue reading “Getting better faster and spending less time correcting bad muscle memory.”
Legato Riff Ascending
Alternate Picking Arpeggios
Tapping Harmonics with Bends
Tapping a Trill
F Lydian Emphasis using CHoRDS & SCaLeS FRaGMeNTS
The Lydian/#4 mode is established by emphasizing the Tri-Tone, F to B.
Pinch Harmonics adds attitude to chords!
Shakin’ that vibrato! Palm Mutes! Wide Vibrato!
Tapping notes with the index finger of the right hand as practiced to a metronome.
Double Bends!! The Duck Walk and two fingers on the Bend i says!
Wide Vibrato! Wise Vibrato! It’s ALiVe!
POWER Chords/ Barre Chords, I, IV, V, strumming with the overdrive channel!
Non-Diatonic Patterns
Double Bends, 7ths & Triplets
Finger Slides ASC/DSC Legato
TRIPLETS on One/Two String Patterns
Triplets, Picking & Arpeggios in A Harmonic minor
Ten Years Gone – LeDZePPeLiN
Power Chords Barre Chords – Major/minor
I ii iii IV V vii vii
Scales/Chords in C Major & A minor – introduction to shapes
Embellished Chords with some Inversions
These mostly have The Root in the Bass, notice the order going low pitch to high pitch.
eCoNoMY SWeeP PiCKiNG PaLM MuTiNG Neo-CLaSSiCaL
Triads, Power Chords, and all that Jazz
A three-note chord, or triad, consists of the root, third, and fifth notes of a scale. In the key of A Major, this would be A, C#, E. Power chords typically use only the root and fifth. Jazz chords can be embellished with additional notes, such as the 9th or 13th. Chord “substitution” involves using different notes than the traditional triad.
Music Dictionary needs some Keywords to get started!
Octave, Tonic, Equal Temperament, Scale, Mode, Half-step, Meter, Major, Orchestra, Minor, Dominant, Diminished, Tertiary, Triad, Interval, Pentatonic, Ratio, Cents, Sharp, Octatonic, Flat, Triplet, Modulation, Transpose, Trill, Arpeggio, Parallel Keys, Timbre, Clef,
Trinary Code going to be better for AI, eventually…
– Ebbanoxious Guitar!
The Oceans’ Desalination, nothing but fresh water, and drilling the moon for Helium-3 to go terraform Mars
Chris DeWarenne discusses the potential of desalination and moon drilling, raising concerns about the impact on the environment and humanity. He points out the economic opportunities and the need for global cooperation. He also references Jimi Hendrix’s lyrics. He questions the repercussions of moon removal on Earth and hopes for a better approach than with the Covid-19 pandemic.
PaLM MuTiNG FoR ToNe iNFLeCTioN & PiCKiNG
SHReD PiCKiNG TRiPLeTS – TWo STRiNGS
eaSY WaY To CHeCK YouR GuiTaR NeCK TRuSS RoD ReLieF
aDJuSTS TiGeR V PiCKuP PoLe PieCeS
WHiTe STRaT BLueS, PiCKiNG & ViBRaTo
Loud Guitarist Chris De Warenne blasts de S.H.I.T.E. out de local outhouse – every single chance he gets!
The content highlights the insights acquired through engaging with music and utilizing its fundamental instruments, specifically focusing on the experience of a guitar player. This pursuit offers a unique perspective on the intersection of musical practice and the tools involved.